As you all probably already know, we are approaching 2024, and I came to wish everyone a happy new year, from all over the world (or from here in Brazil)

For a long time I have seen you drinking my cousins, my grandparents and even my fiancée, and I came here to say, "I'M GOING TO DEVOUR EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, AND SANTA CLAUS TOO"

I recently created an account here on newgrounds, in August, but I put my fake age and gender, and on top of that I pretended to be someone I'm not really..But I promise that this will never happen again, that I will try to be the real me from today onwards

I don't even need to explain what pico schoolzacho is, most people already know what it is....I'm going to make a pico school fan game maybe, I just don't know if I'll post it here or on another site

Bro, when I decided for the first time 3 days ago to learn Mandarin, I thought it would be easy, and until now I haven't even learned the alphabet properly (Mandarin is hell to learn)😰😰😰

You boys must already know that I'm a user who appeared by chance to you, but did you know that I have blue hair? (feel jealous)You bald guy >:)

⛎Attention: this story is completely fictional, any similarity is purely coincidental⛎

I was swimming, in the pool, at night, alone, in an abandoned place, I heard a child crying, I went after the crying......And you won't believe it, it was.....JUSTIN BIERBE?

Finally after a long time, I had the courage, yes, I created an account on Roblox: its name is newgrounds_usey. I created it today to play with all of you (if you have Roblox), and of course ...I already played this game, but it was a long time ago, anyway, that was it, if you know of another game, that's cool, just tell me

You know that I am a very vegan person, and even after a while (almost 2 months, I think), without posting anything, I came here to post, you know, to satisfy the longing (HUG???)

Nothing here.....